Quotable Sunday 12/22/13



Because guess what I saw this week. We will continue on some more geek quotes.


Thorin Oakenshield: If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!

Smaug: I am fire… I am death.

Kili: Aren’t you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.

Tauriel: Or nothing.

Smaug: Well, thief! Where are you?… Come now, don’t be shy. Step into the light…

[breathes fire]

Gandalf: What did you FIND?


Bilbo Baggins: My courage.


Gandalf: Good! You’ll need it.

Bard the Bowman: You have no right to enter that mountain!

Thorin Oakenshield: I have the ONLY right!

Dori: Was that an earthquake?

Balin: That, my lad, was a dragon.

Balin: It never ceases to amaze me, the courage of Hobbits…

Bilbo Baggins: [observes the carving that held the Arkenstone] What’s that?

Thorin Oakenshield: That, Master Burglar, is why you are here.

Radagast the Brown: What if it’s a trap?

Gandalf: It’s undoubtedly a trap.

[draws his sword]

Bard the Bowman: [at Thorin] Dragonfire and ruin, that is what you’ll bring upon us! He cannot not see beyond his own desire!

Bilbo Baggins: Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the Stupendous…

Legolas: [Looking at two pictures in a locket that he has confiscated from Gloin. The picture on the left has a long thick beard] Who’s this? Your brother?

Gloin: That’s my wife!

Legolas: [Looking at the infant in the other picture] And who’s the other one?

Gloin: That’s my wee lad, Gimli!

Thorin Oakenshield: I will not risk this quest for the life of one burglar.

Balin: His name is Bilbo!

Bilbo Baggins: What have we done?

Bard the Bowman: If you awaken that beast, you’ll destroy us all!

Smaug: [roars] I am King Under the Mountain!

Tauriel: When did we allow evil to become stronger than us?

Legolas: It is not our fight…

Tauriel: It IS our fight!

Legolas: Do not think I won’t kill you dwarf!

Thranduil: Such is the nature of evil, in time all foul things come forth!

Thranduil: [to Thorin] Where does your journey end? You seek that which would bestow upon you the right to rule. A quest to reclaim a homeland, and slay a dragon!

Legolas: There is no King Under the Mountain, nor will there ever be!

Gandalf: They are in danger!

Radagast the Brown: The world is in grave danger!

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