This week I am a new Kitty Grandma again,one of my baby girls had some babies. So I am going to do Cat Quotes in their honor.
You can’t help that. We’re all mad here.” – The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln
“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” – Mark Twain
“With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?” – Fernand Mery Her Majesty the Cat
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine
Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. – John Dobbin
Don’t think that I’m silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats! – Michelle Gardner
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner. – Gary Smith
Fans think they want to see more than the 10 to 20 seconds of Itchy and Scratchy that we put on the show, but my feeling is less is more. Once you’ve skinned and flayed a cat, ripped his head off, made him drink acid and tied his tongue to the moon, there really isn’t that much to say. – Matt Groening, 1993
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. – Pablo Picasso
