Welcome to Teaser Tuesday, the weekly Meme that wants you to add books to your TBR! You can also just share what you are currently reading. We make it very easy to play along, it is as easy as 1, 2, 3!
1: Grab your current read
2: Open to a random page
3: Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! Everyone loves Teaser Tuesday.
Ambrosia’s little note:
Happy Teaser Tuesday everyone! Happy new years week. I hope everyone had a good holiday and is looking forward to the new year. I know I am hopeful for 2021. I have set a few goals for myself but this year I have decided to keep them to myself because well, 2020 did not go any which way that was expected. I am still keeping my hopes up for a better year. I look forward to more good reading as well.
Not reading anything new until New years day myself so I will share a quote from my latest review I caught up on.
Now for the Teaser…
“Don’t be an asshole”
Rhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: “Kettle.Black.”
Fucking hell. “Did you guys plan that out?”
“Yeah and if you don’t fight us”- Hollywood bit down on the grape Tootsie Pop-“we’ll do it again- only with the dance moves this time”
“Spare me.”
“Fine.Unless you agree to home it,we WILL rock the dance moves.” To prove the point ,the moron linked his palms behind his head and started doing something obscene with his hips. Which was backed up by a series of,”Uh-huh,uh-huh,ohhhh, yeeeeeeah,who’s your daddy…”
The others looked at Rhage like he’d grown a horn in the middle of his forehead. Nothing unusual there. And Tohr knew that, in spite of this ridiculous diversion,if he didn’t cave,the lot of them would crawl so far up his ass,he’d be coughing up shitkickers.
Rhage wheeled around,shoved out his butt,and started slapping his moneymaker like it was bread dough.
“For the love of the Virgin Scribe,”Z muttered “put us out of this misery, and go the fuck home”
Someone else chimed in, “You know, I never thought there were advantages to being blind…”
“Or deaf”
“Or mute,” somebody added”
― Lover Reborn
Hi,
I checked out your review of this book on Goodreads and it seems to be a series you are really invested in, so I am pleased you enjoyed this latest instalment, although this is definitely not a genre which particularly excites me.
My teaser lines this week are from a book I have scheduled for a January Blog Tour review.
‘My Mother’s Secret’ by Julia Roberts.
Family secrets, lies and deceit, which only the prospect of death can heal, with a few unexpected twists and turns which I never saw coming..
https://www.fiction-books.biz/weekly-memes/teaser-tuesdays/my-mothers-secretby-julia-robertsteaser-tuesday-extract/
Let’s hope that 2021 is a better year for us all, I think we all deserve it! 🙂
Yvonne Xx
Ooh nice teaser! Haven’t read this author still despite all the good things I hear. Hope you enjoy the rest!
Here’s my Tuesday Post
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing, and here’s mine: “THE ARRANGEMENT”
Mine this week is an autobiography of a child soldier: https://pdworkman.com/booklink/1603680
Good teaser. Here’s mine…
http://socratesbookreviews.blogspot.com/2020/12/first-chapter-first-paragraph-tuesday_28.html
Happy New Year!
Yeah, hopefully 2021 will be better than 2020 has been! And good luck on your goals! And man, the Black Dagger Brotherhood series just has these moments of hilarity like this teaser! Great pick! Here’s mine from Heartless by Marissa Meyer:
https://writingcrazyme.blogspot.com/2020/12/teaser-tuesday-507-december-29th.html
Good teaser! I haven’t read any of these books but I have seen a lot of other people post about them. Hope 2021 is a much better you for all of us!
Here is my teaser: https://thefantasyprincess.blogspot.com/2020/12/teaser-tuesday_29.html
I’ve been curious to try this author. Sure enjoyed the tease. Happy New Year!
My TT from Talk To The Hoof
Interesting Teaser. I haven’t read that author yet. Mine is from Silver in the Wood by Emily Tesh
https://razzberrycoloredglasses.blogspot.com/2020/12/teaser-tuesday-silver-in-wood-by-emily.html